Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

childe

HOT GINGER RUSSIAN STRAIGHTEST MAN ULL EVER MEET SEXY MF THAT WILL SEDUCE U BY FIHGTING U
p.s i touch grass everyday dw fam 🥰

childe: hey girlie hold still
me: 👰

by amogus balls December 7, 2021

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

Child

the progeny of a people or family.

The children of Abraham

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024