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ur mom

look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?
kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom
by a guy named adam June 11, 2020
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ur

Ur is a person who will die for you. They are really hot and curvy making them irresistible
The woman I saw at the bar is an ur
by ikkswkiwqqweee June 11, 2020
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Ur mom

An insult that no one can come back from
by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020
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Ur gay

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Ur gay
by TupsAll June 15, 2020
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ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.
Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.
by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020
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ur mum

hi son im going to ride ur mum
by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020
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National smash ur crush day

On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast
Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day
by issaethan July 7, 2020
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