by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 24, 2019
by Freesha Vocado July 04, 2016
Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019
A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 23, 2022
Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
by Radin Happier June 05, 2024
FIL-THEE TURK-KEE(NOUN)
1. A very dangerous and Honduran sexual act.
2. When a man/stud holds his/her partner by the legs add if they were a wheelbarrow while inserting his/her penis/strap into their partner's vagina and then immediately into their partner's butthole, while the partner is simultaneously spits at his/her feet.
EX.) Last night was a blast because Jennifer gave me some filthy Turkey.
1. A very dangerous and Honduran sexual act.
2. When a man/stud holds his/her partner by the legs add if they were a wheelbarrow while inserting his/her penis/strap into their partner's vagina and then immediately into their partner's butthole, while the partner is simultaneously spits at his/her feet.
EX.) Last night was a blast because Jennifer gave me some filthy Turkey.
by PEACOCK DANGEROUS July 19, 2019