Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022

Prude as a Turkey

Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!

Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?

by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019

Legendary Turkey

A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.

EX 1:

Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.

EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.

Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey

by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021

turkey shake

A brown but hole

I have a turkey shake after I poop

by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014

Turkey

When a girl has a fat ass

She got a turkey bruh

by 63486hsf June 11, 2019