Tom n' Luke

Puke :O the perfect couple :3

And I got Tom n' Luke on my crotch last night =
Then he Tom n' Luked on me =D

by MrPJFranklin November 24, 2010

In Tom We Trust

In Tom We Trust which was modified some hundreds of years past to "In God We Trust". Origins, of course, from Sir Thomas Brady.

See also: The Grace of Tom (by the grace of Tom...)

Smithers: "Tomorrow's Sunday, yo."
Jenkins: "In Tom We Trust."
Jackson: "Amen, we'll win if our Lord and Savior, Tom has anything to do with it."

by BungaFiyah October 23, 2012

Packing a Tom Hardy

When you have so much chew in your mouth you start speaking like Tom Hardy from The Revenant.

Kyle was packing a Tom Hardy I had no idea what he was saying the whole night.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

Tom Grace

has a massive knob and is the fittest bloke alive. no one can compare

i wish i was like tom grace his willy is so big

by tommyg1878 January 10, 2022

Joy-She-Tom

Joy-She-Tom is a combination of joyce, sheila and Tom and it represents that something is hereditary from the two parents.

Thats Joy-She-Tom that is.

by Cobaltwarrior July 1, 2009

Uncle Tom Ass Nigga

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.

"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."

by Attritionist December 7, 2020

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011