graphics porn

A video game that has incredibly beautiful graphics, but no real artistic or entertainment value.

After seeing some videos online, I was stoked to play Crysis, but it turned out to be graphics porn.

by dontkillalljewspls December 15, 2012

Porning out

To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.

You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.

by Syntactyx August 26, 2013

Porn Tennie

All white sneakers, traditionally K-Swiss, usually seen on Manu Porn Stars as the only item of clothing they do not remove.

Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.

Hey Mike, that shirt matches your jeans really well but whats the deal with those porn tennies? You gotta ditch those for some dress shoes man.

by Farlesworth Barkelstein March 10, 2011

Moped Porn

pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car

Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"

"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"

":P"

by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011

Conspiracy Porn

Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.

The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).

by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020

Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.

Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Weather Porn

Weather porn is porn of well the weather, The sun fucking the clouds or whatever else that is on the weather that is doing anything sexual or NSFW is Weather porn.

Wait is that the clouds fucking the sun in 4k real high quality hd?!?!? Looks like Weather Porn!

by AreYeWinningSon? November 12, 2021