Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it

Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him

by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020

Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

are you christian elliott monroe barber?

by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

Christian

A kid that will give one look that gives you a autism seizure

hey is that christian
oh shit dont look at his ey- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Papa el Lil Thicc March 7, 2019

Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"

Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023

Christian Hoe

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.

Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.

by yammerstudios March 13, 2021

Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads

“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”

by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022