Musician who does not read sheet music, however, in most cases, can learn a piece of music very quickly.
by Screaming Old Man April 21, 2022
Get the bluegrassically trainedmug. An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Trainingmug. When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.
Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!
by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023
Get the Power Trainmug. by Urdaddemos January 11, 2021
Get the Trainmug. The sass-train, otherwise known as the shit-train, is what you use to describe when your going on a bender that consists mostly of alcohol, and in perticular 151, but its great
by dev ped August 30, 2012
Get the The Sass-Trainmug. 1. A synonym for Melbourne Cup runner up Soulcombe
2. An other-worldly experience of snorting salt, having a tequila shot, and blinding yourself with lime juice to align yourself with Soulcombes racing style
2. An other-worldly experience of snorting salt, having a tequila shot, and blinding yourself with lime juice to align yourself with Soulcombes racing style
1. FUCK ME BRO IM HITTING SO MANY SOUL TRAINS TONIGHT
2. There are three chances in the Melbourne Cup Soul Train, Soul Train, Soul Train
2. There are three chances in the Melbourne Cup Soul Train, Soul Train, Soul Train
by McWayliss July 15, 2025
Get the Soul Trainmug. by FireUpTheGrill April 5, 2019
Get the Look at the caboose on that train!mug.