Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach July 18, 2016

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Sausage forest

Male pubes.

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!

by hurrdur October 11, 2015

sausage cunt

a bad word for a shemale a male/female that has both sex organs

I accidentally fucked a sausage cunt this morning

by HJORT V LARSEN June 1, 2018

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

sausage dogging

When a girl or group of girls go for a night out and look for men to sleep with.

I fancy going sausage dogging in Hanley on Friday night.

by I. Lyc. Ett. January 25, 2014