School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages

Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.

by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011

Highdown School

Worst school in Reading. A bunch of thotties and absolute fuck boys of which have already ruined their lives by bunning bare and taking many drugs. If you pull a bitch from this school, she is most likely contaminated woth HIV or Gonorhoea

Jaker: Come lets walk down Surely Row
Michael: Oh shit theres a little yute on the floor

Jaker: Dont worry hes from Highdown School you find this alot around here

by Foci December 16, 2018

The Doon School

An elite all-boys boarding school in northern India (often called the Indian Eton by the press, much to its dismay), which has produced famous politicians, journalists, writers, artists, and, quite often, self-entitled brats who think they run the country. Or they should run the country.

The Doon School governance model has come to an end, and the country is now led by a man of the people.

The Indian literary landscape is infested with the Doon School diaspora.

She's going out with a Doon School boy? My sympathies

by Slemixton January 4, 2022

riddle school

do you remember this game? of course you don't, this game died out a few years ago, not even i remember it, the name just popped in my head when making this, and not even the GIFS remember it

riddle school

by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021

high school

The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.

Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night.

Guy : no

Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.

Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?

Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.

Guy : Gesh

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

middle school

A place where all your hopes of life are crushed, burned and buried. Where kids pressure you to do drugs and lose your virginity. Where kids trip you in the hall and make fun of your puberity covered face. living hell fuckkkin teachers lie and get you in trouble fer no reason. cause most of them are on crack themselves.. hardd;;; thts just how it is.

kid1: damnnn!
kid2: what?
kid1: i see ponies,,, O_o
kid2: are you fucking high?
kid1: ahhhhheee ponny.
kid2: where the hell did you get drugs man?
kid1: mr. bachmann.
kid2: from wherrre?
kid1: middle school....
kid2: wtf.

by [[lover in hell. January 20, 2009

grade school

From kindergarten to grade eight, or it is sometimes called "elementary school".

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" - Marla Singer, Fight Club

by Athena Kay September 22, 2004