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Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
by PornHaircut February 10, 2014
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Porn Wormhole

To watch porn videos in a rapid manner until reaching climax. Traveling through the time and space of porn and all it has to offer. Each video is watched for 1 minute until clicking a related video.
I'm going to be late man, I got caught in the porn wormhole for a couple hours.
by Grumblerton September 9, 2015
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Porn Challenge

It's were you look at 1 hour of old women Pornography
Without saying Ewe, Disgusting Or vomiting
by pussc April 12, 2016
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Jungle Porn

When you're referring to the type of porn someone who's wild in bed has watched to become "skilled" in the sack.
Guy #1: "Dude. That girl was such a good lay. Wonder where she learned all that stuff..."
Guy #2: "Well, she either has a lot of practice, or she must've watched a LOT of jungle porn..."
by AELIANA July 24, 2017
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Weather Porn

Weather porn is porn of well the weather, The sun fucking the clouds or whatever else that is on the weather that is doing anything sexual or NSFW is Weather porn.
Wait is that the clouds fucking the sun in 4k real high quality hd?!?!? Looks like Weather Porn!
by AreYeWinningSon? November 12, 2021
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Porn Tennie

All white sneakers, traditionally K-Swiss, usually seen on Manu Porn Stars as the only item of clothing they do not remove.

Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.
Hey Mike, that shirt matches your jeans really well but whats the deal with those porn tennies? You gotta ditch those for some dress shoes man.
by Farlesworth Barkelstein March 10, 2011
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Conspiracy Porn

Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.
The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).
by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020
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