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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.
"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"
by Tearytesty December 24, 2025
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isn't there a height requirement for Police

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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giving in to the hand police

Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.
by memejeff March 23, 2024
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