Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 28, 2023

When your significant other takes care of you and make it so that you don’t have to work or depend on anyone else for anything.
by ElianaSmarts December 28, 2022

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025

by gbngh June 3, 2022

boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
by Sexydimma December 15, 2012
