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Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019
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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021
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Internet necromancy

When someone revives old meme from death. It has to be at least memorable or back in the day famous meme, because without acknowledging that it was "alive" it can't be revived.
Oh I remember this old meme! It was 12 years ago really famous and somehow it's funny again. Do you do internet necromancy often?
by juicyNeeko June 19, 2020
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Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.
Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.
by AFallet1 October 27, 2022
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Internet maori

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.
Adrian: Dude! My account was hijacked by some internet maoris!
Dylan: GF
by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011
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New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
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