The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.
Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!
Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
by Flower347joy December 07, 2021
by Sizzyboi October 01, 2020
That work ass trick is creeping on my turf.
by The Bellagio April 15, 2023
When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023