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damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny
person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
mugGet the damn bro you got the whole squad laughingmug.
Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
mugGet the I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Gotmug.
A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
by Cobo December 1, 2007
mugGet the King Kong ain't got SHIT on memug.
This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny
Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing
by Eternal Bleeding February 26, 2021
mugGet the Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughingmug.
A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
mugGet the OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!mug.
something you say when someone makes a stupid fucking joke
sophia- “I am gonna baptize my child in vape smoke”

everyone else- “dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing
by z0d1st3d December 26, 2019
mugGet the dayum bro you got the whole squad laughingmug.

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