Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

Dark humor

I type of humor not everyone gets, and can be harsh, respects nothing/nobody, however is still funny as hell. Mainly shedding light on how people with mental issues see the world.

Me: I bought a cheese grater for my blind friend for his birthday, a week later he tells me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Friend: What?
Me: It's dark humor you wouldn't understand.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

Dark Hoppers

Plural of Dark Hopper

TraderGold sent dark hoppers when I was doing an Uberstreak :(

by TraderGold January 13, 2021

The Dark Treasure

when a cambodian is done mating with his/her african mate, they refer them as "the dark treasure".

Cambodian: "Oh yes my Dark Treasure".
The african mate is now referred to as "The Dark Treasure".

by SammyDaAsian November 30, 2010

dark gable

One of big daddy kane's nicknames

You'll be Gone With the Wind for messin with Dark Gable

by nonormie March 9, 2019

Dark sunned

The solar smug bitch who serves as a superboss in Miitopia's 3DS and switch release. Will totally meme on your ass if you dare solo it

"I heard Pika tried to beat Dark sun"
"Motherfucker is going to get Dark sunned"

by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021

dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.

In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.

by zanderfin July 16, 2020