A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

i can type without looking at the keyboard

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.

*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"

by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019

how can I help you

The worst urername in urbin dictonery

how can I help you

by red clan January 11, 2019

Can you see me now?

To wiggle one's fingers behind an individual's head who's eyes protrude farther than normal, assuming excellent peripheral vision. The words, "Can you see me now?" Should be spoken while performing this act.

*wiggle fingers behind and to the side of victim* "Hey Josh, can you see me now?"

by Random Guy July 23, 2004

wow, i can get sexual too

only the best song in the world

say anything sings the best song in the world...its called wow, i can get sexual too

by j baby December 28, 2005

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.

"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."

by thefamilyk October 4, 2009