Anal-Laddin

This is what you are when you can’t take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room

You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.

by goejonzalez January 4, 2019

Anal Engulfsion

To engulf someone with your asshole.

"anal engulfsion" "I am going to engulf you with my asshole!"

by Lil Asshair May 1, 2020

Anal drunk

Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.

Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!

by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022

anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.

Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!

by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013

anal climber

Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.

He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.

by garoonie September 10, 2018

anal chatter

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing

i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.

by d-rock419 November 14, 2010

Fort Anal

When you misspell Fort Amol from Skyrim.

Monica: Hey, I'm going to Fort Anal in Skyrim!
Lizzie: It's.... Fort Amol...........

by SylveticHearts January 19, 2021