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saw half way up the ass... 

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

took off like a cat shot in the ass 

To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

Swamp Ass 

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.
Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.
Swamp Ass by Natemontz September 29, 2009

sophia ass 

A girls ass that bounces with every step. Can make a guy very pleased after a big night.
DAMN you got a Sophia ass don't ya

smells like ass 

smells like ass by Diggler March 18, 2003