A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money
Let's play get help thor
by Kiste511 November 22, 2021
Get the Thormug. Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Thormug. A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
Get the Thor’s hammermug. 
God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor
by Cuccigang August 14, 2018
Get the Thormug. by Beboop123 June 23, 2020
Get the The Thormug. by Lukisen88 November 20, 2020
Get the thor aslemug.