This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021
Get the The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Mastermug. by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018
Get the do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wisemug. This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021
Get the Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?mug. A stupid ass fucking cunt who literally does not care about anyone but herself she has a cat named titty kitty who’s very cute and an icon Austyn is dyslexic and can’t spell or say a sentence without stuttering to save her life she used to live in California but now she’s lives in the middle of nowhere in Nevada she is one of the three clitatears and Makayla and I love her
by Oneoutofthethreeclitateres June 19, 2020
Get the Austyn Wisemug. 1.) A synonym for unwise.
2.) Also a reference to a D&D character with a Wisdom score of five or less
2.) Also a reference to a D&D character with a Wisdom score of five or less
1.) "He's not stupid, he's just non-wise."
2.) It's not uncommon for Half-orcs to be non-wise, which prevents them from being successful Druids, Paladins, Clerics, or Rangers.
2.) It's not uncommon for Half-orcs to be non-wise, which prevents them from being successful Druids, Paladins, Clerics, or Rangers.
by The Brown Belt May 6, 2009
Get the non-wisemug. She's a Blond Girl With glasses tipicly in loved with anime and Shes also into hardcore Shit like boys, she acts like a tomboy, She's cute, a bit stupid at times but she makes that up by showing her respect, no one notices her except the Low Lifed Kids. But mainly and most interesting of all she's the cooliest Female friend you could have besides that other ghetto popular girl at that school
God the ghetto girls are bitches
But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
God the ghetto girls are bitches
But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
Hey madison wise want to do some fun Boyish Shit mah nigga even tho u is White Blond Girl
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human
Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...
Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie
Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human
Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...
Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie
Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
by Supa Nazi August 13, 2017
Get the madison wisemug. Term brought into fruition by SyndicateNA on the server 2b2t.org, the term made its way into the Vanilla Crystal PvP community in Late 2020 and was later instated as the usual go to bait method for retarded newfags within the Minecraft PvP Community attempting to lure out a 1v1 with a player who is typically much better than them.
by The_Antagonist August 17, 2024
Get the Wise Dodgemug.