Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.

She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Owl Wiper

A Roblox player who specifically despises Deepwoken with no particularly good reason. They probably hate it through seeing too much of it or as the word suggests, wiping at The Depths for the first time then quitting and hating the game afterwards. You can commonly find this creature when you mention or reference deepwoken in a community outside of its fanbase.

Guy 1: *posts a deepwoken meme*
Guy 2: man go back to midwoken bitchass mf dump your unfunny shit somewhere else
Guy 1: nigga stfu you're probably that goofy ass nigga who hates deepwoken with all their heart just because you got gripped by an etrean guard at your first 5 seconds of playthrough and then wiped to a sharko at the depths fucking owl wiper.

by imp fuck2 March 3, 2023

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023

Wiper Stripes

The annoying lines left on a windshield from faulty wipers.

Oh no, I have a bad case of wiper stripes. I have to change those crappy wipers or I'm going to have dirty wiper stripes all Winter!

by Chops wood November 26, 2010

windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash

Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash

by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.

"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"

by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022