Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

shiggle wiggle

a homestuck tiktok dance

user 1: i love doing the shiggle wiggle
user 2: oh dear god help me

by cr0nusampora June 11, 2021

Wiggle Spasm

The uncontrollable urge to wiggle when something feels good.

He scratched my back and gave me a wiggle spasm because it felt good.

by istacy April 26, 2013

Wiggle jiggle

It’s a wiggling Weiner

Oh my wiggle jiggle is soo big

by Yuyuwiggles September 27, 2019

Wiggle Feet

Another nicer way to say Sparkling Wiggles or what Sparkling wiggles may sound like if a three year old said it lol. Wiggle feet resembles someone with black dirty feet.

OOH that girl has some mean wiggle feet!

by shayshay1787 March 19, 2009

Wiggling the banana

When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on

Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014