Sig wig

A poorly disguised internet forum username, which reveals your identity immediately, thereby subjecting you to extreme ridicule.

The username could be the name of a company you have worked for and is generally accompanied by tell tale grammatical errors, which immediately point to the author's identity.
"Hey guys..have a look at this! Its our ex mailroom boy Andrew again, posting on this forum using a Sig wig."
by touchingcloth August 20, 2009
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lemonade wig

the most sexiest girl in the whole world who has a nice thick ass and a deep sexy voice
Marissa killed miss twinkle mouse but it doesn’t matter because she is lemonade wig.
by tsbajabajaphel August 19, 2021
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Wig nogery

Yo, dude I see some wig nogery earlier in the ghetto
by Cyberseal June 02, 2021
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wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig
did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag
by believe in dog November 11, 2010
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Bay of Wigs

When Person A attempts a Wig Snatching on Person B, in front of people Person A thinks will take A's side, but then has their own wig snatched by Person B, as well as the party Person A thought would be A's allies.
Alex: Man, did you hear about James?
Lucas: Nah, what happened?
Alex: He tried to snatch Marcus's wig in front of *everybody*, but Marcus and the whole house snatched his wig, instead!
Lucas: You mean to tell me he got into a Bay of Wigs Invasion?
Alex: That's exactly what I'm sayin', man! Total Bay of Wigs!
by Red Guy 655 February 18, 2019
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fizzie wigs

The scattered hair in the grundle region, or the hair in the biki line.
Baby I need to shave my fizzie wigs befor we go to the beach.
by Hmph March 28, 2006
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colonial wig

When you cum on a bald girls head
I came on her head and gave her a colonial wig
by RockyHardwood June 24, 2022
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