wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig
did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag
by believe in dog November 11, 2010
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leather wig

a full leather interia for a car
i've changed the cloth seats for a full leather wig
by Dog Roberts January 22, 2009
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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Wig nogery

Yo, dude I see some wig nogery earlier in the ghetto
by Cyberseal June 02, 2021
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Sig wig

A poorly disguised internet forum username, which reveals your identity immediately, thereby subjecting you to extreme ridicule.

The username could be the name of a company you have worked for and is generally accompanied by tell tale grammatical errors, which immediately point to the author's identity.
"Hey guys..have a look at this! Its our ex mailroom boy Andrew again, posting on this forum using a Sig wig."
by touchingcloth August 20, 2009
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lemonade wig

the most sexiest girl in the whole world who has a nice thick ass and a deep sexy voice
Marissa killed miss twinkle mouse but it doesn’t matter because she is lemonade wig.
by tsbajabajaphel August 19, 2021
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colonial wig

When you cum on a bald girls head
I came on her head and gave her a colonial wig
by RockyHardwood June 24, 2022
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