tim wheeler

The man with the nicest arse in rock.

Flying V-wielding frontman of the band Ash.

by Aurora January 15, 2005

Blake Wheeler

A badass on the Boston Bruins. Scores goals and then bangs your mom. Was drafted by the Phoenix Coyotes but then gave them the finger and signed with the Bruins so he could win.

Did you see what Blake Wheeler did?

Yeah, that shit was off the fucking chain.

by FlattopFinney December 16, 2008

Carl Wheezer

Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.

Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member

by jeekii December 1, 2020

Weezer Shirt Man

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.

Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"

by Emerican November 2, 2018

Weezer Effect

The Weezer Effect refers to when Weezer comes on the radio and you always want it to be a different song. Whether they put on the Africa cover or "Say It Ain't So" you'll never be happy

Damn why are they playing Buddy Holly? I want to hear Undone right now.

Dude shut up it's just the Weezer effect

by SouljaMan420 April 22, 2019

Weezer Stan

Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.

In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.

Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?

Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!

Or

I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation

Bro cousin: You’re dating

Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.

Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022