The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017

Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.

This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines

by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025

Basket Weaver

The act of cleaning/ brushing ones teeth with vaginal discharge daily.

“Did you see Sarah? Her teeth are so clean. Do you think she is a basket weaver?”

by basketweaver124 November 28, 2020

shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic

"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"

by h080e February 15, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Weaver's dictionary

The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.

The 2010 Weaver's dictionary containing the word hateable

by weves October 27, 2010

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023