suck me up

when some one say shut the hell up you say suck me up

Victim- shut up
You- suck me up

by Scottdale December 20, 2007

Chalk Me Up

Basically a way to say your down to do something, or participate in something. You can also chalk yourself up as not down to do something. Imagine someone tallying up yes's & no's, and you're chalking yourself up for one or the other.

Kristoff: "So is Sangria Night still happening or what?"
Meghan: "Pssh, the fuck if I know, you're the one bitching about being hungover still, pansy."
Kristoff: "Hey now relax. Chalk me up for Sangria Night."
Meghan: "That's the spirit."

by WarrenBluffett72 March 14, 2018

Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

blowing me up

When ur girl is giving a blowjob and doing a terrific job at it.

Yesterday Jamiee was blowing me up and that was the best sex she ever gave me.

by QUEEZYOWNTHIS April 22, 2017

hot me up

someone drawing attention to shit you don't want drawn attention to

don't hot me up fam!!!

by paloma August 10, 2016

Tee me up

To set someone up with some shit they want.

“Bro You want some of these chips?”

“Hell yeah bro tee me up with that shit”

by Micahfrio May 7, 2022

Lube me up

When someone is trying to smooth talk you, or they are getting ready to screw you over on something.

A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.

by BigRed606 June 30, 2019