Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!
by RedGreenJr November 25, 2015
A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)
Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!
by 26.2 mile mom April 26, 2009
by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 01, 2005
when a teenager is in the immature stage of adolesence. he sees a girl also known as a hotty talent lass and abit fanny, walking on the otherside of the road as he drives by in his car. as an alpha male he sends out a call of 'toot toot tits oot' this is helped by the sound of his horn. hey hey hey i said sound not size :P:P!! the response the young gentleman would like is for the girl to flash her babs at him :). unfortunatly this is britain and the reality of the response is a raised middle finger gesture. emphasised by her voice which would reply something like FUCK OFF or KNOB OFF
by !@#$%Tomass%$#@! July 02, 2006
It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009