clout token
clout token by Billy The Fridge January 11, 2019
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Va "J" Token
In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.
WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is
DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.
WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is
DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
Va "J" Token by Crayola4TW4rmunda November 1, 2009
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defrag token
A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
defrag token by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011
pulling a token
keeping a finger, multiple fingers, entire hand, wrist, elbow, or arm in ones pants for an extended period of time while hanging out with all members of the same sex. often involving vigorous arm momevements and a pretense of "my balls itch"
pulling a token by Evan Cullen April 9, 2007
sketch token
A person who is of iffy character e.g. says weird things, sits in a corner, says things that are questionable.
sketch token by Coralee May 16, 2006
Clout Token
Things your 14 year old daughter tries to explain to you, but context clues were enough to get it since your pockets are lined with clout while driving your BMW 750LI, so you have to deduct her clout tokens due to her unnecessary use of urbandictionary.com to try and make her parents feel old and out dated. When in reality they are cooler than she could ever know. Stop being a try hard. Stay in school.
Kid: Hey dad, you know what a clout token is?
Me: Yea its the thing peasants throw at me as I drive by because my BMW is sick like a vegan eating beef for the first time.
Me: Yea its the thing peasants throw at me as I drive by because my BMW is sick like a vegan eating beef for the first time.
Clout Token by EVESDAD February 7, 2019