Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

Whiskey Douche

A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.

girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.

girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....

girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!

by Papidontpreach March 2, 2012

Whiskey Bin

When a man spits his dip-spit into his gay partners ass hole then proceeds to fuck raw dogging his partner.

Federico was eager to shower in the morning following the Whiskey Bin with John the night before.

by evisceration3 June 10, 2011

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.

I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.

by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008

Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013

whiskey snatch

Girls that have a distinct piss, sweaty odor and sour taste of shame and regret from having a diet that consists of drinking alcohol especially dark liquor. This type of woman expects to be eaten out or fucked after taking a piss, doing any pshysical activities, or binging off booze all night.

I almost threw up, thanks to that whiskey snatch.

by BbyJ0k3r5 January 10, 2014

whiskey wrist

When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion

I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist

by Spiralogy March 19, 2015