Max is retarded
by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
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by Ethan Litke May 19, 2008
Get the Max mug.Short for Maximus. Max is a sweetheart at birth. He loves fortnite. His favorite song is earth because lil dicky sings it and it reminds him of his childhood. Lil dicky makes Max laugh because there is a grown up word in his name. He also likes to nibble on his gold chain. Max is funny and flocking sexy , but watch out... he will steal your heart with that big d....BOO!
Max: “Mommy Mommy Zoo! Take me to the zoo!”.
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”
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Get the max mug.Max is a caring,loving and just generally a lovely guy.He is a burst of bright sunshine to make your life amazing.If you ever come across a max never let him go and if you have the chance to go out with him grab it you would never regret it he will make you geel like the only girl in the world he will treat you like a princess.Maxes mix well with people named Erica he adores them.he is a handsome and fit guy never loose him
by _Erica February 15, 2018
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