cripple song

A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.

You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.

She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".

Then i was gone.

Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.

She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".

Then i was gone.

by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017

Buffer Song

A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla

Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient

by bkn March 3, 2014

song whore

one who is incapable of listening to a whole song

"drop the ipod.. you song whore"

"the rest of this song is crap.. im such a song whore"

by magnon October 22, 2008

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012

catchy song

It's the kind of song which are easy to remember and the lyrics and rhythm stays on your mind.

This is a catchy song, I'm addicted to it.

by Ronald Mackenzie January 1, 2016

Radio Song

A song that you would listen to if it came on the radio, but wouldn't go as far as to add it to your iPod/listen to on purpose.

Dave: Ah man you gotta listen to this U2 song I just heard!
-listens to song-
Gio: Meh, it's good but it's a radio song.

by franko8989 March 7, 2009

smoking song

Any song that's great to listen to while smoking pot.

I always smoke a blunt and listen to Mary Jane by Rick James; It's my smoking song.

by System F March 31, 2008