talk therapy

A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$

I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.

by funnychiron July 5, 2023

Revenge Therapy

Revenge Therapy is the act of coping with your problems in life by being cruel to others
Usually, the cruelty will be directed at those that bear similar qualities, usually physical, to one's oppressors

"Ever since Markus got harassed by that one racist guy he's been unusually cruel to me, what's up with that?"
"Oh, he's coping with revenge therapy. It's probably because you're white."

by IanNBF February 19, 2022

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

Therapy Fuck

The sex you have in order to emotionally feel better.

He's not boyfriend material, but I needed a good therapy fuck after the rough day I had.

by socal4eva November 12, 2010

clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.

I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL

by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007

cooch-therapy

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.

#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009

reality therapy

The cure for unrealistic dreams.

That guy's due for some reality therapy -- sure art school is fun, but what can he do that anyone would pay $7 an hour for?

by Bathsheba February 19, 2009