She certainly isn't beautiful by society's standards, but through Pug Theory there is something strangely beautiful and graceful about her.
by leo3375 June 30, 2011
Get the Pug Theorymug. The recent observance over time of the changing definition/usage of the term "bitch". Specifically, Bitch Theory describes the change from the word bitch being derogatory, to it being a term for coolness, much like the change in the definition/usage of "nigga" in recent times.
Note:
1. Females use the term bitch to demonstrate coolness amongst themselves.
2. If a male calls a female a bitch it is seen as unacceptable or derogatory by females and males.
3. A less direct term females use in place of bitch is "bitty(s)" or "bittie(s)".
The Bitch Theory is basically a new double-standard.
Note:
1. Females use the term bitch to demonstrate coolness amongst themselves.
2. If a male calls a female a bitch it is seen as unacceptable or derogatory by females and males.
3. A less direct term females use in place of bitch is "bitty(s)" or "bittie(s)".
The Bitch Theory is basically a new double-standard.
Bitch Theory in action:
Example 1: Female: "I'm a hot bitch! :)"
Example 2: Female to Females: "C'mon bitches, let's go clubbbin' ! "
Females: "YEAA BITCHES! <3"
Example 3: Male to Female: "Your a hot bitch! :)"
Female to Male: "Watch the language bud."
Example 1: Female: "I'm a hot bitch! :)"
Example 2: Female to Females: "C'mon bitches, let's go clubbbin' ! "
Females: "YEAA BITCHES! <3"
Example 3: Male to Female: "Your a hot bitch! :)"
Female to Male: "Watch the language bud."
by Eruvadhron_LOE December 9, 2010
Get the Bitch Theorymug. Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.
by nanananinagga August 24, 2009
Get the Ass theorymug. A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
by Goingreen April 27, 2009
Get the Pizza Theorymug. 1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.
2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.
by Juan September 28, 2003
Get the music theorymug. Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory
by neanngis September 22, 2009
Get the The McGuyver Theorymug. A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
by downs is the new up October 7, 2009
Get the The Carter Theorymug.