Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
by FlippinNuts9000 October 10, 2023
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It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 09, 2022
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The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.
I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro
by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020
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Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper
by Tigerred July 07, 2020
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No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check
Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time
by fertzoneletsgo May 16, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.
by Ballz_Deep May 18, 2015
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Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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