Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021
Get the Trench Surgerymug. Trench Mafia is an organization created by Ryan Walden. The organization consists of offense and defense of linemen better know as the “Trench Mob”
by Bullrider786 May 21, 2021
Get the Trench Mafiamug. 1)Encompassment of the lackadasical-couldn't-give-a-toss mood often xperienced in times of low mental activity. general common-room behaviour.
2)The essence of greatness found in everyday things
2)The essence of greatness found in everyday things
1) buddy a: hey guyz, watcha doin just layin here?
buddy b: we're just TRENCH FLAVIN.
2)hey check out that cookie, dude those choc chips are TRENCH FLAVIN!. YOU BETTER RECOGNISE
buddy b: we're just TRENCH FLAVIN.
2)hey check out that cookie, dude those choc chips are TRENCH FLAVIN!. YOU BETTER RECOGNISE
by psyco freddo'n'shanman karamel March 22, 2004
Get the Trench Flavinmug. 1) the anus/the dirt-box
"New" meaning possibly introduced by Bizarre magazine, who used it this way whilst stating that their magazine was anal-sex-obssessed
2) the vagina
"New" meaning possibly introduced by Bizarre magazine, who used it this way whilst stating that their magazine was anal-sex-obssessed
2) the vagina
by su france 2 July 17, 2011
Get the stench trenchmug. by front_line_soldier April 29, 2005
Get the trench warfaremug. A disease or pathology whose etiological factors range from general promiscuity, usually with individuals of questionable health themselves, particularly in large numbers, to poor hygiene; presentation symptomatically of itching, foul odor, histological inflammatory response, rapid deterioration from a fresh pink appearance to a blown o-ring or mudflap appearance of the vaginal labia and vulva proper. Other symptoms may include spontaneous production of dairy products and brewer's yeast. The condition moniker etymologically is derived from the similar condition that is a bane to soldiers in training known as trench foot.
That fucking two-bit slag of a bitch Judge gave me five years probation for jay walking. His trench cunt was obviously no longer in remission, perhaps he should change his tampon before getting septicemia on top of it all.
by Dr. Giggles, OB-GYN June 4, 2009
Get the trench cuntmug. The deepest known location in Earth's crust located on the bottom of the Pacific ocean. A pervibial bottomless pit, if you will.
by Ben Kapitan May 22, 2006
Get the Marianas Trenchmug.