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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.
We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.
by EpicBird July 17, 2011
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kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.
Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.
by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011
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Squish

a super kawaii person who is just makes u want to squish their cheeks when u see them. When you see them it’s kinda like the same feeling of seeing an adorable puppy.
Person 1: *shows a picture of someone cute as*

Person 2: “Omfg he’s an ultimate squish”
Person 1: “IKR squish to the max
by hotboysonly23 February 24, 2023
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Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
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Squish

A person who is a source of great comfort and joy that you love a lot, wether you are with them in a relationship or not. This is somebody who you like to hug and sometimes get the urge to bite or squeeze them.
This is Jack, he is my squish.
by Cryptid.Twink January 28, 2023
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Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance
Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?

Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
by NZJSJ November 17, 2023
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