waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 05, 2020

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 05, 2020

squish-ue

The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.

That squish-ue was so gross!!

by candlegirl May 20, 2022

Squish

An adjective similar to cool, dope, or nice.

The music was so good! That party was squish!!
Wanna go surfing? I hear there are gonna be some squish waves!

by bust_a_definition January 22, 2019

squish

a platonic crush

used in the aro/ace community bc them weirdos cant have crushes (im aroace)

"i have a crush but its platonic ygm?"
"yeah bro thats called a squish"

by fushentuvaminkle June 07, 2022

squish

being squish is very cool but only the squishiest people can be squishy. if you do not have squish you can leave.

can be used as a reply where you would normally say "okay", "swag", "cool" but want to add a little spice.

Friend 1: "I just won $100 by filling out the free Taco Bell survey"
Friend 2: "That is soooo Squish"

Friend 1: "Lmk if you can grab the pretzels and chips for tonight"

Friend 2: "Squish, I'm on it"

by wordlesmith February 13, 2022

Squish

a super kawaii person who is just makes u want to squish their cheeks when u see them. When you see them it’s kinda like the same feeling of seeing an adorable puppy.

Person 1: *shows a picture of someone cute as*

Person 2: “Omfg he’s an ultimate squish”
Person 1: “IKR squish to the max”

by hotboysonly23 February 24, 2023