1 who splooges in a bitches mouth and then makes out with her resulting in drinking his own man juice.
by gangsta flex January 15, 2005
Popular children show in which children of all ages get extremely wet and sticky with ejaculatory fluids known a cum or semen.
by Cum Dictator October 18, 2009
by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018
by JackHammer33 March 04, 2014
Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.
by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021
by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 20, 2019
A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.
by Maudie November 25, 2016