Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.
Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.
Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.
by JustAnotherSaturdayNight August 28, 2016
Get the Rape ranchmug. When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
by cheetospicy July 8, 2019
Get the Ranch pussymug. by bruh meme September 30, 2020
Get the ranch gangmug. by Pazopy August 7, 2018
Get the Booty Ranchmug. by Aman54 September 13, 2016
Get the Birthday ranchmug. Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.
Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.
Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.
by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018
Get the ranch on the pancakesmug. by Strictly Section September 16, 2020
Get the Weston Ranchmug.