patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman

Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

melting fart

generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.

That guy just released a melting fart in that crowd of people!.....omg.....(face melts)

by Otzi August 17, 2005

tuna melt

a term for a vagina that smells like fish. See Bryttani for more

That girl has quite the tuna melt in her pants

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Tuna Melt

the female equivalent of tea bagging

She shouldn't have fallen asleep on my couch. I put a Tuna Melt on her shoulder!
See also, snatchogram, cooter stamped, pussy pranked

by C U Next Tuesday Publications September 13, 2011

Melted Sand

Is also known as glass!

Hey did you know glass is made of Melted Sand?

by Shawn Underwood January 8, 2007

melting-nigga

A sun-bathing bar of chocolate

"With this heat, I sure hope that melting-nigga over there brought his sunburn along!"

by Lupi August 26, 2006

Melted Plastic

A term used when one has maxed out his or her credit card.

Joan: "I swear to God this card works!!"

Kate: "Ha Bitch! You got Melted Plastic!"

by c_mann February 12, 2009