Ham

Heavy-set person who shows no concern for hygene; see slovenly;lazy

ham is a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

Ham

Home and masterbate

Person One: I’m going to go ham tonight.

Person Two: Keep that to yourself bro...

by Chlochlopops December 10, 2018

HAM

Hot ass mess

I am a HAM.

by UnicornPickle February 6, 2019

HAM

H- home
A- and
M- masturbate

HAM's the way to go

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019

Ham

verb. To get high.

On ski trip we like to ham!

by Factory girls March 14, 2009