A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
by Vampira Andres June 24, 2023
A term used for fingering someone. The phrase comes from the shape of an crocodile's penis which resembles an arm with fingers attached to it. In it's aroused state, the "fingers" gently curve upwards as if it were gesturing, beckoning a potential mate.
"Hey man, I heard you had sex last night with Shannon"
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.
by Dutch McAvoy December 14, 2018
When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
by rickmcclure January 29, 2016
The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny
Jack: oh yeah? Like what?
John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile
Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed
John: ha lol faggot
Jack: oh yeah? Like what?
John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile
Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed
John: ha lol faggot
by Memecatcher January 04, 2017
Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.
by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024
Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"
by GrimXD_ March 08, 2021