A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.
Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.
by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018

by RichieArizona July 9, 2020

When a man sends a apple tooth emoji to a woman, putting him on the national sex offender watchlist. Famous for being code to enter a large ring of crime, in a now secret court case from 2014.
by Charli Chaplin January 5, 2021

A guy wearing a knit hat with his cell phone tucked in over his ear and his hands in his pockets like he's cool. He got a Yellow Tooth.
by VIP71 April 8, 2009

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021

A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
by fossybear123 July 31, 2010

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
by Anuglyman January 10, 2022
