Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

.9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025

Spartan

One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law

Spartan meaning too shagger and coke animal

by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023

Spartan rocketing

When your balls hang out of your speedo/underwear

Woh that guys balls are humongous, he’s crazy at spartan rocketing

by OG spartan rocket July 4, 2025

Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.

Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

spartan rage

To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite

Did you go full spartan rage on her?

by GyatLord March 31, 2024