Ginger nonce

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

by topwise September 4, 2019

nonce case

A word used to describe a nonce (paedophile) in the U.K. You can also just say that my dad is a nonce case.

"Mark you nonce case she's about 16!"
" NONCE! "

by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

nonces direct

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019