by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020
Get the Chunky Mayonnaisemug. by Johlkien January 25, 2017
Get the Hairy Mayonnaisemug. When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise
Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!
Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!
by SydMak February 16, 2021
Get the Mayo/Mayonnaisemug. The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.
Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
Get the Mayonnaise Muckinessmug. The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021
Get the The Mayonnaise Packetmug. "The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015
Get the mayonnaise spoonmug. by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022
Get the Mayonnaise monkeymug.