Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.
Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.
by John November 13, 2003
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cock mustard

A mix of urine and semen
Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.
by WhooferTit April 23, 2005
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Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.
Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs
by Mustard Canoe pirates July 23, 2011
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Mustard plug

The crust left on the end of the eurthera after sex that makes pee go in several directions simultaneously.
"She got mad when I missed the toilet, but she calmed down when I told her I had a mustard plug."
by Helpful guy. April 12, 2014
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mustard plug

a totally kick ass ska band that no one has heard of. if you ask people if they listen to mustard plug, they look at you as if you had the word "dumbass" stamped on your forehead.
i love skanking to mustard plug!
by spartan73 January 15, 2006
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Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.
"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"
by Colonal Mustard December 02, 2009
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nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc
She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
by King of Porn October 26, 2003
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