Grumpy Garfield

A Capping, pussy

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield

by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021

Garfield

Garfield refers to the cat that likes lasagna.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.

1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh

by kys<33 August 10, 2022

Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022

Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.

“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022

Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.

‘What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’

by pectore September 29, 2022

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022