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Friendzone

My dumbass friend's idea of a friendship
Johnny got out in the friendzone again, looks like he got another friend
by y e s n t May 13, 2022
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You're not good enough to fuck me but you can do things for me and validate me... And if you don't accept inferiority you're dehumanizing me. This isn't emotional blackmail.

Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
I've addressed this already. And you mock Jordan Peterson but the political conflict between you is nothing more than 'I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY DAUGHTER!' and you respond 'But Daddy I'm a big girl now! I should be able to do whatever I want! Everyone should have to be fine with everything I do, forever! HUH!? OH NO! CONSEQUENCES! DADDY! Shield me from consequences! Dispose of my offspring! Make the mean man respect me!' It's embarrassing. If you're going to set the bar for dehumanization that low, that if I'm not willing to live a sexless life and be friends with women, why should I even give a shit? Why not move somewhere where people generally just give a shit less about your want and whim? Sign me up for the sex-trafficing organ-farm breeding camps. I'm already doing the dehumanizing to you by not tolerating the retard sex. Why not go all in? I'm only expendable in-so-far-as I am a hazard to YOU. So, why not just go some place where YOUR wants don't matter? Escape the all-consuming blackhole created by your choice. The friendzone."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2023
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Friendzone

The true Friendzone, is a place of great anxiety that forms when two friends grow close beyond conventional platonic friendship.

This Friendzone is a stressful and awkward place where both parties want more than friendship, but are afraid to take it further due to the risk of losing the friendship they cherish.

Relationships that start from this Friendzone, generally end with a life long love, or the loss of a cherished friend.
On rare occasion the relationship can revert back to a friendship if it does not work out like was hoped.

Some times this true Friendzone is caused by inconvenient relationship status, where one of the parties involved is single while the other is in a relationship and unable to reciprocate any confessed feelings.
Alex and Reagan have been friends for almost 15 years, all their friends know they are in love but neither of them has worked up the courage to step out of that friendzone.

Scott finally told Nicky how he felt about her but, she admitted she liked him too, but had to turn him down at the time because she was in a relationship.
by Mania Red November 16, 2021
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The Alcatraz of one’s love life. Very few people have escaped
All men try their hardest to avoid the dangerous friendzone.
by Word from the wise May 30, 2018
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Friendzoned

A term used to describe when someone of either sex suddenly gets cold feet or pulls out of a long relationship before making things official without warning. Usually when the other person has strong second thoughts; Sometimes due to social appeal, because of peer pressure, or because the other person has found attraction to someone else.

Historically/Culturally in certain cases; This can be due to stigma relating to the sudden discovery/or knowledge of victims birth or background and the societal pressures of cultural stigma. It can be due to social difference (popularity) and bullying (social hierarchy status).
Seems like she/he got friendzoned, not sure why.

They got friendzoned, wonder what happened, seemed to be going well before?
by LadyWinston December 27, 2022
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Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process
"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"
by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016
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